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Business tycoon Kieran Kingsley swears that he will never marry. That is, until one day, a young wife is forced upon him. From that day on, Mr. Kingsley's life takes on a new chapter!"Mr. Kieran, Ms. Valerie just wrecked the Chesters' home.""Is she happy yet?""No …""Get a few more of our men to help her out.""Mr. Kieran, Ms. Valerie got into a fight with someone. The other party has just been admitted into the hospital.""Is she happy yet?""No …"Kieran carries on with his work. "Let her continue."One day, Kieran finds out that Valerie Wood got herself into a fight again. "Valerie Wood, do you need me to teach you a lesson?""Honey, you were never like this before," Valerie whines.Kieran points at her tummy. "Were you pregnant before?"At seven months pregnant, Valerie still gets herself into a fight? She succeeds in scaring the other party off and gets Kieran so scared that he nearly loses his mind. But she is elated that she won without doing anything!

"Honey, check out the hunk on TV - he could be your twin!" Betty Moore exclaimed, her eyes glued to the man on-screen who looked just like her husband. Kurt Remington, rubbing his temples, asked, "Do you really think he's just a lookalike?" "Wait, he's got your name too?" Tricked by her cunning BFF, Betty thought she had a wild night with a gigolo. Plot twist: the 'gigolo' was actually the wealthiest man in Bayfront. Having always been an underdog unloved even by her father, Betty felt like she won the lottery without buying a ticket. Now, with her wealthy hubby, she strutted through Bayfront like she owned the place.

In my previous life, I found myself as the unwanted presence in my marriage to Henry Pelham. He was deeply in love with another woman, which eventually led to our broken marriage and my tragic death.After my rebirth, I realized that the best course of action was to give up and stop caring about our marriage. So, I patiently waited for Henry to bring up the subject of our impending divorce.But things took a strange turn. Suddenly, that very man, who had been gone for months, began returning home frequently."Will you believe me when I say that you will soon long for my complete disappearance from your life?" I asked."Stop daydreaming," he replied. "We are destined to torment each other until we die."I sighed. I was convinced that Henry would soon meet his true soulmate, as had happened in my previous life.The time had finally come for Henry to cross paths with her, and I thought that I was just one step away from freedom.Yet, to my astonishment, he retorted, "Who ever said I wanted a divorce?"He not only opposed the idea of our divorce, but he also became increasingly obsessed with me, to the extent that he abandoned his soulmate!

“I, Madeline Clark, rejec…,” I started speaking, but Alpha Dimitri stopped me by putting his hand over my mouth.He pulled me closer to him and growled.“What the hell are you doing?!” he shouted. “I am not letting you do this, Maddie. I’ve waited for you for months and I am not going to lose you!”His eyes held so much pain and his voice was laced with panic.“You are mine, Maddie,” he said as he leaned in and pressed a small kiss on my forehead. “You are mine, and I am not letting you go.”Madeline is a 17-year-old girl who still hasn’t shifted into her wolf. Her father abandoned her mother when she was very young. She’s been bullied and laughed at all the time. After she lost her mom, the person who loved her the most, Madeline is completely distraught and broken. Her father comes back to take her back to his pack. Madeline is against it, but her financial situation forces her to go with him.Dimitri is a Lycan wolf, the Alpha of his very successful pack. He is 22 years old, and he still hasn’t found his mate. When Madeline comes to his pack, he is very surprised to find out that she is his mate. He is also very frustrated because she is his stepsister who still hasn’t shifted. She can’t recognize him as her mate.Madeline struggles in the new pack. She doesn’t have the best relationship with her stepmother. She can’t wait to turn 18 and leave.What will happen when Madeline finds out who her mate is? What will Dimitri do after she rejects him? Will he be able to convince her to stay?

Zara gave her heart to Yosef Webb, her boss and her savior. To him, however, she was nothing more than a cog in his corporate machine and a tool for his pleasure. She was done with that. Yosef could not stand Zara's cool-headedness, her logic and her self-sufficiency. Yet, he eventually found the warmth he longed for in Zara’s eyes. Those eyes, however, were looking elsewhere.

Married for three years, Alicia consistently played the role of a devoted Mrs. Turner. She showed him the utmost respect in public and showered him with affection at home. She believed she could thaw even the iciest of hearts. However, as she tirelessly worked to warm him, his beloved first love returned to their homeland. He accompanied his first love on shopping sprees, and Alicia endured it. He danced with his first love, and Alicia remained silent. Even when she saw them in matching outfits, Alicia forced a smile. Nevertheless, when his first love became pregnant, Alicia's patience reached its limit. She slammed a divorce agreement on the table and left without a second thought. He believed Alicia belonged to him, convinced she would eventually come back to him. Yet, after the divorce, not only did her career flourish, but she also attracted a long line of suitors. He had been quite confident, believing, "Can these men really compare to me?" That confidence waned when his assistant rushed in, announcing, "Mr. Turner, Mrs. Turner's first love has returned to the country!" The man who had always carried himself with pride was finally feeling the heat.

For survival, Joanna made a ten-year wager with Shawn, the casino big shot who never lost. But right after sleeping with him, she ran away. Six years later, Shawn came back into her life as her superior at work. "The twins are mine, aren't they? How dare you violate our agreement, woman?!" Shawn questioned between his clenched teeth. "You didn't follow through either. We agreed not to meet in ten years! And who says they're your kids?" Joanna decided to play dumb until the very end.

"Tell me why you're so insistent on marrying me.""Because I love you, of course." Celeste York's words are sweet as honey, but her eyes are cold as ice and devoid of emotion.Damon Bishop snorts. No one on this earth has ever had the nerve to treat him as their prey. He admires Celeste's pluck.Yet to his surprise, the day after he turns her down, Damon finds Celeste is able to watch him and his fiancée walk past her without batting an eye.This pisses Damon off. Is this how Celeste acts when she loves someone?

When Maddie finds her fiance in bed with another woman, she's heartbroken. When she finds out her friend and half the pack knew about his affair, she leaves them all behind. However, as the future Luna of the strongest pack in the kingdom, Silver Moon, she can't stay single for long. Her father demands a successor, and so the Alpha Games commence. To enter, one must be from a strong family, and be of age. Unfortunately, that includes her ex and the son of their greatest rival. When Maddie sees the limited options for her future mate, she takes her fate into her own hands and enters the games, but who will be the last wolf standing? The Alpha Games is a werewolf romance story, with a kickass lead and an enemies-to-lovers twist.

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